Barack Obama Turns His Back on American Men, Missing the Tipoff of the Bulls-Celtics Game 7 for a Hand-in-Hand Walk with Michelle

FLOTUS and POTUS enjoyed a date night last evening. I'm hoping that it's worth all the effort of loading up the press pool at 5:34pm, so that everyone can tag along on the Obamas romantic get-together.

The Obamas dined early at an exclusive French restaurant called "Michel Richard Citronelle" in Washington D.C.

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Presumably the First Lovebirds toasted Mine That Bird, when the 50-1 long shot ran away with the 135th running of America's celebrated greatest race, the Kentucky Derby.

Below the din of the growing crowds on M street, I believe that a quiet Chicago South-side chuckle was heard, when Mine That Bird accomplished the impossible, against all odds. I can't tell you if the chuckle was over the First Lovebirds sitting in Citronelle as FLOTUS and POTUS of the United States of America, or some future vision of an American economy restored to a positive functionality.

According to the Washington Times, via Huff Po, a woman shouting into a bull horn was yelling "Create fear and terror" as the Obamas prepared to leave around 7:53 pm

Hmmm. Nice date so far. Room service in a hotel suite would surely be more private.

Now for the really big news! The Obamas arrived back at the White House, on time for the tip-off of Chicago Bulls-Boston Celtics basketball Game 7. Mission accomplished.

via Associated PressProving beyond dispute that Barack Obama is the ultimate husband of every woman's dreams, did POTUS head for the TV set, remote in hand? No. Read my lips. NO, NO, NO!

The president of the United States who can do just about anything that he wants, took his wife's beautiful hand and went for a glorious, late-evening walk around the beautiful White House lawn.

This fact, my friends, is the really big news of the weekend, but it will not make the headlines. I'm reading Rabbi Shmuley Boteach's book "The Broken American Male" and How to Fix Him. In the game of who's the best new guy in town, the score is Barack Obama 559, American men 5.

I'm actually reading Boteach's book, trying to understand why he sides so consistently with women, in the gender debates. (I'm far more neutral). 

Let me say that the above-described Barack Obama gesture will keep the First Lovebirds panting for each other for the next six months.

Of course, now that Michelle is one of Maxim's Top 100 sexiest women in the world, POTUS needs to watch his back. There's always an Aristotle Onassis waiting in the wings for a woman like FLOTUS. Anne